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Oh mein Goth…
Is Your Child a Godless Goth? fragt eine Baptisten-Website und gibt auch gleich eine Checkliste an die Eltern mit:
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center. [WTF?!]If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Mein Highlight der Checkliste: “Expresses an interest in sex.”
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan’s temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.
37-Claims to be a goth.
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vor 2 Jahren
Zum Glück ist die Landover Baptist Church nur eine Satire, aber eine sehr spassige, muss ich sagen! Siehe z.B. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
vor 2 Jahren
Ich komm auf 19 Punkte. Das ist eindeutig zu wenig.
vor 2 Jahren
Ich hatte auch zu wenig Punkte, ich komme leider nicht an die Dracula-Flocken ran
Es ist aber eine sehr gute Satire, die wahrscheinlich gar nicht so weit von der Realität weg ist.
vor 2 Jahren
Goil. Sogar mein 18 Monate alter Sohn fällt dabei schon unter Goth. Auf zum local mental
health center
vor 2 Jahren
23 Punkte mit viel gutem Willen. Dabei fühle ich mich doch eher als Metaller.
vor 2 Jahren
oh my Goth!
hab zwischenzeitlich aufgehört zu zählen
Aber mal ehrlich ich würde mir bei ein paar Punkten (26, 36-dabei fehlt aber auch das Christentum oder Parteibuch der CDU)schon ernsthafte Sorgen um mein Kind machen